Masturdating: More Than Just Masturbating

A few years ago, masturdating – as a word, at least – didn’t exist. Now it’s something which increasingly pops up on social media or in conversations between good friends. And while it sounds like something that a guy might engage in strictly as part of an erect penis care regimen, the fact is that masturdating is not a synonym for masturbation – even though masturbation may be a big part of the experience.

What is it?

For the uninitiated, masturdating popped up in the lexicon a few years ago. It seems to have originated as a term used by women to describe a date with themselves – but it has since come to be applied to men as well.

The idea behind masturdating is that a person – for this article, that person will be assumed to be male – goes on a date with himself. That may seem silly to some, who may assume that masturdating is the same thing as pulling on a pair of sweatpants and picking up a burger and fries at the local fast food drive-through before heading back home to binge watch that show everyone keeps talking about.

That’s not masturdating – that’s just hanging out with yourself. When a guy masturdates, he goes through all the same motions he would going out with another person – the idea being that he wants to treat himself with the same respect and attention he lavishes on a date. So he should take a nice shower and scrub himself clean; shave (or, if he has facial hair, neatly trim); and take time to pick out clothing that shows off his best qualities.

Rather than run out to a greasy spoon, he should pick a nice restaurant and order a meal that really fits his taste buds. Instead of trundling home afterward, he should engage in an activity that interests him – seeing a movie, walking along the shore, bowling a few frames, etc.

And once home, if he feels he has been a good date, he might invite himself to engage in a little masturbation. (In fact, it’s assumed that most people who masturdate engage in a rather lengthy masturbation session at the end. And why not reward themselves this way?)

Why do it?

So why should a dude masturdate instead of just staying home and masturbating? Well, there’s nothing wrong with masturbating instead – but an occasional masturdate might be beneficial to a person.

For one thing, it can be a lift to a guy’s spirits. If he’s feeling a little down, a masturdate can allow him to pamper himself, to tell himself that he is special and deserves to be appreciated.

For another, it’s a focused amount of “me time,” but unlike me time that has only the goal of masturbation, it gives a guy plenty of time and room to think. If something has been on his mind, he can really look at it and examine it. Even if there’s no one thing weighing on him, he still has the freedom to let his mind roam and to think and concentrate on whatever he wants; with only himself as a partner, there’s no need to worry about whether he’s keeping up his end of the conversation or if he might say the wrong thing.

Finally, he can do exactly what he wants to do without altering his plans to accommodate someone else. If he wants to spend half an hour skipping stones on a lake, he doesn’t have to worry about boring a partner. And, of course, when he gets to the masturbation part of the evening, he can use whatever arousing methods he chooses and masturbate for as long as he wants to with no pressure to please anyone else.

Lengthy masturbation (with or without masturdating) may lead to a sore penis, so he should have a first rate penis health creme (health professionals recommend Man 1 Man Oil, which is clinically proven mild and safe for skin) on hand. The best crème includes a combination of natural moisturizers (such as vitamin E and shea butter) to soothe a rubbed raw penis. And one with neuroprotective L-carnitine can help prevent loss of penis sensation form over-enthusiastic masturbation.

Sore Penis? Masturdating May Help

It’s a situation which occurs more often than a man may want to admit: he has a really sore penis but he’s on a hot date with a woman that really is giving him the right signals. How can he sacrifice what may be a sensational night in bed merely for the sake of his penis health? Yet the next morning, the ache in his penis makes him wonder if the half hour of fun was really worth it. Besides, he loves going out on a date, and if it almost always ends up in bed - what can he do about that? The answer is simple: he can try masturdating instead.

What is masturdating?
 
Masturdating has been around forever, but it only acquired this name in recent years. Simply put, masturdating is going on a date all alone. No partner, just a man on his own.

But that doesn’t mean just doing anything alone is masturdating. Deciding to run out and grab a slice at the corner pizzeria doesn’t really count. For an activity to be masturdating, it should pretty much replicate the date experience - just with one person.

Same activities
 
For example, a guy should still go through many of the activities he would if he were going out with a woman. He needs to take a good shower and give his body a thorough cleansing. Does he normally shave before a date? Do it for a masturdate as well. Apply cologne, snip those stray nose hairs, do what can be done to make that unibrow into two distinct eyebrows.

A man should take just as much care getting dressed as well. Don’t just throw on a pair of gym shorts and a t-shirt. A guy should spend time going through the wardrobe option and choose one that looks good and makes a man feel the way he likes to feel, whether that’s sexy, cultured, smart or reliable.
Select a restaurant that has some attraction and appeal, and don’t end the self-date after dinner. Be sure to have picked out a movie or concert or other event that is a little special.

Afterward, at home, feel free to end the masturdating with a little masturbating. It’s here that the sore penis may be quite thankful; since the guy is in charge and in control, he can determine just how much pressure to put on the penis and just how it can be handled so that it has a good time without getting all raw and painful.

Benefits
 
Aside from making sure the sore penis is treated the way it wants to be, what are the benefits of masturdating? First and foremost, it gives a guy plenty of alone time - but not "sitting at home with a beer feeling sorry for himself" alone time. By making a real date out of it, it forces a man to treat himself well, to treat himself the way he wants to be treated. It turns being alone into a positive experience.

It also gives a guy lots of time to both relax and think. There’s no pressure to keep up a steady stream of witty conversation. Instead, a guy can concentrate on thinking about things that are of real importance to him, mulling them over and discussing them with himself.

And he can catch up on things he’s wanted to do - such as reading a book at dinner or listening to music that none of his friends are really into. That can be very revitalizing.

Guys may want to try masturdating even when their sore penis is back in prime condition, just to reconnect with themselves. Of course, even when masturbating, a guy may end up being a little too rough with himself - so he needs to regularly use a superior penis health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil, which is clinically proven mild and safe for skin). A sore penis will welcome a crème that contains soothing moisturizing agents like Shea butter and vitamin E. And if the crème contains acetyl L-carnitine, even better. That ingredient is excellent for protecting against diminished penis sensitivity from rough handling. Taking proper care of the penis pays off in substantial ways!