Showing posts with label autofellatio. Show all posts
Showing posts with label autofellatio. Show all posts

Thursday, 7 September 2017

Autofellatio: Erect Penis Fun for One

There’s no two ways about it: Men love to receive oral sex. Being in a relationship in which oral sex is part of the mix of sexual options is a goal of most men. Sure, part of the reason is simply that any kind of erect penis action is good for penis care, but most guys like it because it’s a different kind of fun than penetrative sex or masturbation. Most guys probably wouldn’t admit it, but it’s the rare dude who hasn’t thought about autofellatio - performing oral sex on oneself - and at least engaged in a little bending to see if such activity might be a possibility.

Does that mean every man can experience this special form of sex? No, and not every man would even want to. But for those with an interest, the following tips may come in handy.

- Be forewarned. First and most important, any man who attempts autofellatio should be aware that doing so requires that the body be stretched in a way that goes beyond what is considered "normal" - and therefore attempting it means a man runs the risk of injury. Potential autofellators need to be able to push themselves but know when it is time to stop.

- Limber up in advance. Since the practice requires bending the back and neck so that the mouth comes in contact with the penis, the more limber a guy is, the better his chances for success. It pays to spend a few weeks doing exercises that gently help to stretch out the spine. Many yoga poses are designed to do this, so taking appropriate yoga classes may be one way to get the body in a more limber place.

- Prepare. When a guy decides he is ready to give a real old college try to self-fellating, he needs to take special steps to prepare himself before just jumping right in. For example, the body is going to be more receptive to bending and stretching in a warm room; cold causes muscles to contract. So he needs to be sure to set the temperature at a level that will make the room comfortably toasty. He also should drink plenty of fluids so he’s not going to feel dehydrated - but he should stop fluids (and food) about 2 hours before commencing the attempt. Just before starting, take a nice, hot bath and do some simple, easy stretches while in the tub. (Be sure to dry off thoroughly.) Perform a few more stretches once out of the tub.

- Get ready. Although some men might be limber enough to be able to self-fellate a flaccid member, most will find it much easier to do with an erect penis. It pays to take some time to achieve arousal before getting started.

- Choose a position. It appears that beginners are typically more successful if they lie on their back, lift their legs and torso up (often against a wall), and then flip the legs back behind their head. But some men report that standing and bending over is better for them, and others swear by sitting in a chair and bending over.

- Be prepared for failure. It’s not uncommon for a guy to need to try several times before achieving success - and some never do. There’s no shame in not being able to autofellate.

Successful autofellatio requires more than an erect penis - it requires a healthy one, as well, so that the experience is more pleasant. Men should regularly use a first rate penis health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil, which is clinically proven mild and safe for skin) with vitamin D for this purpose. Vitamin D is the acclaimed "miracle vitamin" that provides important health benefits and promotes healthy cellular function. The crème should also contain vitamin A, the anti-bacterial properties of which can fight persistent penis odor - something a guy’s nose will thank him for.

Thursday, 29 September 2016

Oral Sex for the Self: Tips for Trying Autofellatio

It’s the rare man who doesn’t enjoy being on the receiving end of some mind-blowing oral sex - and if guys are honest, it’s the rare man who hasn’t at least half-heartedly tried to perform oral sex on himself. Officially called autofellatio, self-administered oral sex certainly requires that a man practice good penis health - after all, unlike partners performing oral sex, with autofellatio the fellator knows exactly where that penis has been! But to successfully perform autofellatio, most men need to take proper preparation steps.

1) Practice, practice, practice. First off, it’s best to admit that very, very few men are able to give themselves oral sex on their first try. As with any skill, it requires that a guy practice and get in shape. So men who are serious about autofellatio should be prepared to work at it for a while before achieving success.

2) Get limber. Although having an exceptionally long penis can certainly make the act easier, more modestly endowed men are going to need to be limber. The neck and spine especially need to be working at their flexible peak. Some guys are naturally more flexible than others, so many dudes need to exercise in order to achieve a higher degree of flexibility.

3) Try yoga. There are many yoga exercises (such as the cobra, the plow and downward facing dog) which focus on lengthening the neck and spine and giving a man greater flexibility in these areas. Finding some reputable videos or taking some yoga classes can be helpful. However, be sure to take things at the proper pace; going too quickly or too enthusiastically can hurt one’s back - which is not only painful and inconvenient but which can slow down progress toward the autofellatio goal.

4) Slim down. Because self-administered oral sex involves bending the neck and spine so that the lips meet the penis, the fewer obstacles in the way, the better. Translation: a big gut is going to make things more difficult. Losing that spare tire not only makes mouth-to-penis contact more likely, it also is healthier in general.

5) Make the stomach ready. Eat and drink sufficiently throughout the day, but stop about two hours before starting the autofellatio attempt. If possible, move the bowels and urinate during that period in order to keep the stomach empty and more receptive to the bending and twisting that is coming.

6) Warm up. Do some good stretching exercises that get the body limber and in shape. It may also help to take a nice, warm bath beforehand. And keep the bedroom warm throughout.

7) Get positioned. While some men can autofellate while standing or sitting, most have an easier time doing it while lying down. After rubbing the penis erect, lie on the back on a bed. The head should be a foot or so away from the headboard or wall. Lift the legs over the head until the feet are pressed against the wall. The lower back should always be supported by the arms. Slowly walk the feet down the wall, letting the crotch drop closer and closer to the mouth. Let gravity work! Don’t stretch too far, as this might lead to injury.

Try and try again

If the goal is not reached the first time, don’t be discouraged. Many men achieve success if they keep at it.

Some men also discover a new appreciation for those who give them oral sex - and for how important penis care is. Getting up-close-and-personal through autofellatio emphasizes again that a man needs to regularly apply a first class penis health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil, which is clinically proven mild and safe for skin) to keep his equipment good and healthy. For example, now a man knows firsthand about that stench women complain about - so using a crème with vitamin A, the bacterial properties of which battle penis odor, makes more sense than ever. The crème should also include Shea butter and vitamin E, two superior moisturizers, so that there’s no unsightly and off-putting dry penile skin to worry about.

Monday, 8 December 2014

Autofellatio: Tips for Self-Administered Oral Sex

Oral sex is one of a man's favorite pastimes, and the idea of autofellatio - that is, being able to administer oral sex to oneself - is appealing to most men (even if they may be loath to acknowledge it). There are likely very few men who have not made at least one half-hearted attempt to see if their mouths could reach their penises, but the difficulty discourages most who try it. (And those who have not practiced good penis care may find the up-close look at the organ that this provides to be a wake-up call to take better care of their junk.) For those who wish to make further attempts, there are a number of tips that may increase the chances of success.

Prepare properly in advance.
Bending the body such that one's own mouth can envelop one's own penis means putting the body in a position to which it is most likely quite unaccustomed. Just as one doesn't roll out of bed and immediately run for a mile, one needs to properly prepare to engage in autofellatio.

Ideally, a man needs to spend at least a few days "limbering up" before an attempt. Engaging in any number of stretching exercises that involve bending the back can help. For example, a man may sit with the soles of his feet touching and his knees spread out, clutch his feet with his hands and gently bend his head and back as close to the feet as possible, then return to his starting position. Do remember that the idea is to move gently. If possible, take a few yoga classes as one way to help limber up.

Prepare properly that day.
When trying to suck oneself, the bending is naturally going to put a lot of pressure on the stomach; therefore, it's a good idea not to eat or drink for a couple of hours before starting on the task. A man should also try to rid the bowels and bladder of content before beginning.

When fifteen or twenty minutes away from beginning, a man should take a hot bath in order to relax the muscles. He may also want to engage (carefully) in a few simple stretches while lying in the tub.

Take it lying down.
Most men are more likely to achieve autofellatio success in a prone position rather than standing or sitting. A man should lie with his head on a pillow (or several pillows, depending on his comfort level), then flip his legs behind his head, with his toes landing behind his head. (As always, he should move carefully at all times and stop if there is pain involved.) Some men may find it easier to do this by first moving their legs and hips up a wall, giving them more support, before flipping them forward. A man may then scoot forward so that the wall provides some back support. With the hands on the buttocks, gently move the penis closer to the mouth.

Persistence is key.
Very few men are limber enough to successfully perform oral sex on themselves the first time out. Being persistent is necessary; if the first attempt is a failure, the tenth may not be.
As mentioned above, autofellatio gives a man a whole new perspective on his equipment; using a top-drawer penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) makes the tool look more inviting, both for the autofellator and to any partner he may have. Dry, flaky organ skin can discourage anyone from putting an organ in their mouth, so a cream with a high-end emollient like Shea butter is needed to keep the skin smooth and healthy. In addition, vitamin C in a cream will help with collagen production and penile tissue firmness, which makes the member more palatable.

Tuesday, 28 January 2014

Oral Sex for One - The Pleasures and Pains of Autofellatio

Autofellatio, the performing of oral sex upon oneself, is an act that only a select number of men can perform - but the idea of autofellatio is one that most men find intriguing and man have at least attempted. While autofellatio certainly wouldn't have a serious impact on a man's penis health, the pursuit of it can result in potential damage to other parts of the body; thus, the pleasures of self-administered oral sex should be weighed against the potential pain.

Dog envy?
There's an old joke that asks why a dog licks its nether regions; the answer is an enthusiastic and envious "Because it can!" It's just a joke, but the fact remains that men, as they explore their sexual equipment, often fantasize about performing oral gratification on their own tools. This is understandable: oral sex with a partner feels amazing, but a partner is not always available. Besides, some men feel curious about what performing fellatio would feel like but are not interested in actually having sex with another man. For these men, autofellatio would provide a taste of the experience without the drawback.

Who can do it?
For understandable reasons, there are no reliable statistics on what percentage of men are capable of performing autofellatio; it is, after all, not the kind of question that is typically asked or readily answered. However, despite the number of photos of the act available on Tumblr and the like, it’s safe to say it is the rare man who has this particular talent.

In general, those men who are capable of autofellatio share at least some of the following characteristics:
  • A relatively short torso;
  • A relatively long penis;
  • A great deal of agility and flexibility; and
  • Determination.
How do they do it?
There are several positions that are employed in performing autofellatio. These include:
  • Lying down on the back. This seems to be the most common method, perhaps because the position takes advantage of the force of gravity to bring the penis closer to the mouth. A man starts lying down on his back. He lifts his legs and hips up and moves them forward, bringing his legs down over behind his head. With the penis dangling above the head, he then inches it closer until it reaches the mouth.
  • Standing up. Seemingly a much more difficult position, some men are flexible enough to bend from a standing position so that their mouths reach their penises.
  • Sitting. Although some men perform autofellatio while seated in a chair, more seem to be capable of performing seated if they are seated on the floor, with their legs crossed in something resembling a yoga position or the "crisscross-applesauce" position favored by young children.
It should perhaps be noted that most men who are capable of autofellatio do not manage to get more than the head of the penis into their mouths. But that is reward enough for their efforts!

There can be consequences.
As mentioned before, flexibility and agility are essential to successful performance of autofellatio. It is VERY easy for a man to cause damage to his back, neck, torso, hips and other parts of the body in attempting to perform this difficult maneuver. This is especially true if a man has not properly warmed up and stretched out. In some cases, the damage can be severe, so it is advisable to think carefully before attempting autofellatio.

Self-performed oral sex (like all sexual acts, whether performed solo or with a partner) is better enjoyed when the penis is in good general health. Proper penis health maintenance should include the regular use of a superior penis nutrient cream ( health professionals recommend Man 1 Man Oil). Preventing cracked, dry penis skin is a worthy goal, and a cream with vitamin E, a natural hydrator, is a handy tool to use for that end. A cream that also include L-arginine can add the benefit of keeping penis capillaries healthy.