Penis Costume: Halloween Just Got Better

Halloween is right around the corner, and those imbued with the spirit are either clamoring to put together a sweet costume or making their perfecting touches. Men may want to consider going the extra mile this year and incorporating a high dose of humor as well as sensuality into the holiday - for both themselves and their lovers. Since the element of surprise is a component of quality sex and therefore sexual health for many couples, men might be doing more than just making a few laugh by coming up with a Halloween costume for their penises. Consider the following penis costume ideas.

The Ghost
 
This is likely the easiest penis costume a man can pull together. Draw some eyes and a mouth on a tissue or a white washcloth with black marker or pen and drape the "sheet" over the erect penis. The man can lie in bed under the covers and, when his partner enters the room, unveil his dressed-up member with a "Boo!"

The Jack-O-Lantern
 
Body paint expands a man’s possibilities - it may be time-consuming, but a partner is bound to appreciate the effort a man puts into this. Paint the head orange and then replicate a carved jack-o-lantern face with other colors. A man can ask his partner to jack his lantern for a little word play fun.

The Professor
 
If a man can find a tiny pair of glasses, he can don them on his (penis) head for an intellectual look. Bonus points if he can find a tiny book or notebook to rest on his shaft, giving the impression that his manhood is studying hard. Additional points if he himself throws on a pair of glasses and takes up a book while waiting for his lover. A partner who walks in on such a study party is likely never to forget it.

The Elephant
 
Getting creative with some grey body paint can turn the penis into an elephant trunk. If a man is shaved, he can paint ears, eyes and a mouth on the surrounding groin region.

The Mushroom
 
Some people love psychedelic design schemes - vibrant colors, mushrooms and gnomes. A man can go crazy with colors painting his manhood like a majestic mushroom. Boost the magic of the atmosphere with a tiny gnome figurine placed nearby.

The Hotdog
 
Comparisons between penises and hotdogs go back probably as far as the invention of the hotdog. This makes for an easy costume. Once erect, dress the penis with a hotdog bun. The costume can be accentuated with green, yellow and red body paint as "condiments."

Any Phallic Produce Item
 
Zucchinis, cucumbers, carrots - for the fruit and vegetable lover with a dirty mind, there are many simulations of the male form in the produce aisle. Put the body paint to good use while making the penis look as nutritious and appetizing as possible.

When using body paint, it’s imperative to make sure it’s safe to use on the penis. It’s also a good idea to test the sensitive skin with a very small amount first to make sure no reactions occur. Also check to see if the paint can be ingested; it might be necessary to wash it off thoroughly before a lover provides oral sex, in case that results. Finally, it’s best to wash it off before penetration, since paints can irritate a partner internally.

When putting the penis on such display, a man wants to make sure he’s kept it in good condition. Skin health is important here. Dry, flaky skin is unsightly - not to mention, it can interfere with a man’s paint job on his new canvas. Using a penis health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) can ensure that the penis is moisturized, soft and smooth - ready for a coat of paint, another’s eyes and a partner’s intimate touch.

Penis Costume – Dress it Up and Keep it Safe this Halloween

For most people, getting into the Halloween spirit means donning a costume. Classy or sexy, homemade or store-bought - anything goes. Men who want to be truly original this season might think about putting some effort into a penis costume. There are a few penis care considerations to keep in mind with any regular costume as well. Those considerations, along with recommendations for dressing up the rod, can be found below.
Make an impression
Getting dressed up for Halloween is all about making an impression. For some men, this means nothing more than putting on a fake mustache and a plastic top hat. Other men opt for a total body transformation, revealing their inner Frankenstein or space alien for all to see.
How far one wants to go is an individual choice, but it’s a good idea to choose a costume that will be memorable, even if simply done. This is especially true if one is seeking to impress a new or potential partner; think about what might make an impression on her (or him). Should a man opt to wear something that’s thematically similar to what his "date" is wearing? Should he choose something that expresses a side of himself he rarely shows? Is this the opportunity to show how incredibly sexy he can look?
Consider (carefully) a penis costume
Tricks and treats are synonymous with Halloween. A man who is at an appropriate place in a relationship may decide to trick AND treat his partner by dressing his manhood up for the night as well. (Naturally, the unveiling of this organ disguise needs to take place in an appropriately private atmosphere). Some options for making a "Hallo-wiener" include:
- Body-painting the tool. Turn the penis into a snake, a hot dog, an elephant’s trunk, etc. One can let the imagination run wild here.
- Shaving. Perhaps Halloween is the night to experiment with genital shaving for a new look and a new sensory experience when the man and his partner explore how a smooth surface feels in action.
- Dressing it up. A bow can be a nice addition to a tool, but so can new underwear featuring a funny picture or a shocking color. Men shouldn’t be afraid to even make (or find) an actual costume for the tool.
- Toy with it. Throw in a sex toy, such as a penis ring, for extra fun.
Other things to remember
- If one purchases a cheap costume from a party store, it’s important to remember that these costumes are typically not built to last - and for that reason are often made of very cheap material. In other cases, a costume may be more sturdily built but may include a rough fabric. Consider how the fabric chosen may affect the penis. Is that nylon going to have an arousing effect rubbing against the glans? Is that burlap going to cause chafing? Wearing an extra layer of underwear may provide protection - but it may also make the tool extra hot, creating potential for heat rash.
- Spandex is popular on Halloween, especially for those going in for a science fiction look. Many Spandex outfits are made to be worn without underwear. This can sometimes lead to skin chafing; more importantly, it likely means that a protruding erection will be more visible should one occur. That’s not always an issue: Some men enjoy displaying their swollen member in this manner. If, however, a man feels uncomfortable with this (or if one is meeting a woman’s father for the first time), Spandex may not be the best option.
Having on hand (and using) a quality penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) can make Halloween more enjoyable - and help maintain a healthy penis to boot. A penis that is de-sensitized from exposure to a rough Halloween costume can be aided by a cream with acetyl L-carnitine, which helps restore penis sensitivity. In addition, creams with a high-end emollient like Shea butter will be able to soothe a raw or sore penis and alleviate lingering pain.