Excited Penis Plans: Tips for the One-Night Stand

While there’s a lot to be said for long-term relationships, many men (and women) also enjoy a one-night stand - a no-strings-attached romp in bed with someone who is usually a stranger. When a man has an excited penis, sometimes nothing is quite the same as a "no commitment, no worries" sexual escapade. Naturally, a guy wants to have been practicing proper penis health so that his equipment is in good shape for such an experience, but there are other considerations to ponder as well before embarking on a one-night stand.

Protection is paramount.
 
Just because a guy is unlikely to see a woman after sating his excited penis doesn’t mean that he can’t take an unwanted souvenir or two home from a one-night stand. As a matter of fact, it could be argued that the more casual the encounter and the less known about the partner, the more important it is to make sure that proper protection is used to minimize the risk of both STIs and unwanted pregnancy.

Many men need to really have this drilled into their heads. In the heat of the moment, it’s very important not to embark on a sexual journey without (1) checking to determine if there are any issues in the partner’s sexual past that could cause concern and (2) using a condom (as well as other forms of protection). Men need to remember: It’s simply not worth it.

Be prepared for awkwardness.
 
Some one-night stands are near perfection; both parties are on the same wavelength, have the same ideas about what they’re getting into and connect on at least a sexual level. But sometimes, things don’t go so smoothly.

For example, if it takes a long time to get from the night club or bar where the two participants meet to the bedroom, the passion can cool off. Conversation may be forced in order to rid what feels like awkward silence, creating a stiff environment (and not in the pants).

In another scenario, things may go beautifully all the way through the actual sex - but afterwards, the participants may become self-conscious or regretful. In some cases, one of the partners may want to stay the night while the other wants the experience to end. And, of course, sometimes one partner wants the one night to stretch into something longer term - which is fine, except that the other partner may not share this desire.

There’s not a one-size-fits-all answer to these moments of awkwardness, but here are some tips to remember:

- If a woman changes her mind and says no, a man needs to respect that. No matter how aroused he may be and how much frustration (or anger) he may feel, he cannot proceed against her wishes.

- If there’s likely to be a lengthy trip from pick-up to home, try to be prepared for it. For example, taking a taxi allows a man to be free to express himself physically. Heavy kissing in the backseat may keep the mood hotter than forced conversation when the man’s behind the steering wheel.

- If a woman decides after the fact that she would like to move beyond a one-night relationship and the man does not share this desire, he should make this clear. He should be as respectful and as considerate as possible, but it’s better to be clear about it than to lead her on or to promise that he will call and then not do so.

Hopefully, any one-night stand will be equally satisfying for both partners. That excited penis is likely to impress this transient partner much more if it is obviously in good health. Using a superior penis health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) can be a big plus in this area. Many men’s members have a cracked, wrinkly look to them because the skin is not being adequately cared for. Use of a crème with a potent antioxidant such as alpha lipoic acid helps offset harmful oxidative stress that causes that prematurely aged look. Also important: a crème with L-arginine, as that enzyme plays a role in producing nitric oxide and therefore in ensuring proper penis blood flow.

Masturbation Location: Places Men Have Pleasured an Excited Penis

The demands that an excited penis make on a man can sometimes be a bit overwhelming. All guys enjoy masturbation, of course, and most of the time they engage in this favored activity in the places one might expect, such as in their bed or in front of their computer. Sometimes, however, an excited penis demands immediate satisfaction, or a dude is simply ready to experience a bit of self-gratification in a new or different location. As long as he is careful and acting appropriately (and not getting so carried away with aggressive stroking that it impacts his penis health), then there are any number of locations in which pleasurable self-stimulation can occur.

Around the house
 
Many men enjoy masturbating in rooms other than the bedroom, such as the living room (perhaps while viewing some stimulating DVDs) or the kitchen (with paper towels on hand for an easy clean-up). However, the bathroom is high up on the list of preferred locations. Privacy is part and parcel of being in the bathroom, so there's less chance one will be walked in on while masturbating on the toilet. The handy shower also makes the bathroom an attractive option; not only does the pulsing of the water from the showerhead offer some stimulatory variety, but washing up afterward is incredibly simple.

Another popular (perhaps surprisingly so) option for many men is the garage. Some men report simply enjoying the feeling of fondling their penis in a location which has a masculine context attached to it. For others, the reason is more practical: No one else in the family is likely to come to the garage, making it relatively private and safe.

On the grounds
 
Some men enjoy masturbating close to home but not within the confines of the actual house itself. Many who have been raised on a farm report blissful times spent rubbing their manhood in a barn or in a haystack. An outdoor hot tub is often an ideal location, as one's midsection can be hidden from any prying eyes; in addition, the stimulation provided by the whirlpool jets can add an extra kick to the experience. And if one's yard is fenced in, or one lives far enough away from the neighbors, self-pleasuring in the back yard can be a thrilling option.

Away from home
 
Naturally, erections can occur anywhere, not just at home. Many an excited penis has been attended to in more "exotic" locations, such as:

- At work. A recent survey indicated that 31% of men have masturbated while at work - and that figure might be lower than the actual percentage. Whether doing so in the relative safety of the men's room or in the more high-risk environment of one's desk, solo-sexual activity in the workplace provides a special excitement.

- In the car. Handling one's own stick shift while driving can be very dangerous - but there’s nothing wrong with pulling over in a discreet location to tug one out.

- Hiking. The fresh air one inhales while hiking in the lonesome pines can be especially stimulating. If no one is around, many a man relieves his penis of tension in the open air.

And the possibilities hardly stop there: swimming in the ocean, in a sauna, lying in a field, sitting in a pornographic movie theatre, secure in an airplane washroom - the list is almost endless.

Joyful masturbation definitely rewards an excited penis, but men who are a bit too vigorous in their enjoyment need to make sure they regularly use a first-rate penis health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil). Excess friction from rough handling can damage the sensitive penis skin, so using a crème that includes a potent combination of moisturizers (such as Shea butter and vitamin E) is demanded. That rough handling may also result in an undesired loss of sensation in the manhood. Select a crème that includes acetyl L-carnitine, which is an aid in repairing peripheral nerve damage caused by excessive force and the "death grip" that many men employ while masturbating. Fun is fun, but proper care must be a priority!

The Excited Penis Guide to Simultaneous Orgasm

Couples are enthralled by the idea of the simultaneous orgasm, but sometimes a guy's excited penis doesn't want to cooperate in the pursuit of this goal. Of course, almost any sexual activity is enjoyable and worthwhile, especially when a man is taking appropriate steps to ensure good penis health. However, for those who are interested in pursuing the simultaneous orgasm, the following tips may prove beneficial.

Tip #1: Be in the right frame of mind.
Many men approach the pursuit of a simultaneous orgasm in the wrong frame of mind. They may be fearful or feel guilty because they think they tend to finish too fast, or they may feel resentment because they think their partner takes too long to finish. Either (or both) of these attitudes adds unnecessary pressure. Couples will be more successful if they approach the pursuit as a fun activity, like a game. If they achieve the goal, that's great; if they don't - hey, an orgasm is still an orgasm, no matter how it's timed. And sex with a partner is an excellent way to bond.

Tip #2: Be mutual for a while.
Many couples find it is helpful to spend a few sessions engaging in mutual masturbation before attempting an intercourse-driven simultaneous orgasm. The goal here is for each partner to play with him/herself, communicating how close they each are to climaxing and trying to achieve a simultaneous finish through masturbation before moving on to penetration.

Tip #3: Take time with foreplay.
In most couples, the male climaxes before the female. The average time between penetration and ejaculation for the male is five to six minutes; for the female, it is usually twelve to twenty. There are exceptions, of course, but in a typical relationship, a man needs to take plenty of time to manually stimulate his lady friend.

Tip #4: Go oral.
A man should definitely include cunnilingus as one of his foreplay techniques. This can be especially effective if he fingers the woman while performing orally. The "double stimulation" can help add to the level of pleasure she experiences.

Tip #5: Vibrate.
The use of a vibrator should also be considered during the foreplay stages. A woman may wish to apply the vibrator herself during intercourse as well; however, care must be taken that the vibrator does not overstimulate the penis.

Tip #6: Double up.
Some men are able to maintain an erection after climaxing and continue on for another round; "going for two" may be a good way to achieve simultaneous satisfaction with a partner (while getting a second climax out of it as well.)

Tip #7: Be well positioned.
Couples should explore positions and see which one(s) are most conducive to achieving their goal. For many, a woman-on-top position is preferable.

Tip #8: Interrupt if necessary.
Whatever position is chosen, partners should communicate about how close they are to orgasming. If they are far apart on this journey, the intercourse should be interrupted and the partner closer to releasing should pay some manual or oral attention to the other partner.

Tip #9: Practice makes perfect.
Above all, partners shouldn't be discouraged if they don't reach a synchronized climax right away; trying should be part of the fun, while success is the icing on the cake.

All this sexual activity in pursuit of the simultaneous orgasm may turn that excited penis into a sore (if very happy) one. Regularly using a quality penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) with a combination of moisturizers can help; a cream that includes both Shea butter and vitamin E is an excellent choice. It's also helpful if the cream contains vitamin C, which aids in collagen production and penile tissue elasticity. Look for L-arginine on the ingredient list as well; this substance is involved in the production of nitric oxide, which in turns help keep penis blood vessels relaxed and open. Maintaining a healthier penis is a goal all men can achieve.

Masturbating at Lunch: Quieting the Excited Penis

Every guy enjoys having an excited penis and also enjoys masturbating that erect organ whenever it is convenient. As a matter of fact, masturbation could be considered a component of proper penis care; self-stimulation is an excellent way to keep the manhood in good shape and may even help to ward off certain health conditions that can occur later in life, such as erectile dysfunction. The problem, of course, is what to do when that erect penis starts demanding attention at times when providing self-gratification is not exactly convenient - such as at work. Unless one's career is in the pornography industry, masturbating at lunch may be one's best bet.

A Real Lunch Break
The midday break is allotted for eating a good lunch, not for sating one's sexual appetites. Nonetheless, tending to an excited penis can often help a man produce a greater quantity and/or higher quality of work later on. Clearly, when suffering from a state of arousal that is constantly distracting him, a man is not going to concentrate on the work at hand; indulging in a quick round of masturbation may be just the ticket to greater concentration and productivity.

Why Lunch?
Lunch is an excellent time for many to masturbate while at work because most people have anywhere from a half hour to a full hour for lunch; while it certainly is possible to relieve a hard penis in only a minute or two, sometimes it can take significantly longer. In addition, many men will want to savor the masturbation experience and may not want to have a self-induced "quickie" when something more leisurely is possible.

Discretion
The key, of course, is being discreet. Unless one is self-employed and works from home, it's difficult to imagine that one's boss would be understanding if s/he encountered an employee freely engaging in self-stimulatory activities.

Location, therefore, is important. For most people, this will mean retiring to the men's room for a period of time at lunch. Hopefully, one works in an office in which the men's room is equipped with multiple stalls that have doors that close and lock. In this case, a man can simply enter one, lock the door and go to work.

Consideration
Things are complicated if the men's room is a single stall; it really isn't fair to keep people waiting simply so a guy can get himself off. In these cases, a man should masturbate quickly; if he is unable to do this, he may need to find a different location or wait until he gets home.

Other Locations
Potential options include a men's room on another floor of the place where one works, the restroom of a nearby restaurant or a nearby adult book store with private booths. There are other options, of course, such as a closet, storage room or one's own office (provided each of these rooms locks securely); however, masturbating in such locations is considerably riskier and a man must be very careful if he chooses one of these options.

Noise
When masturbating in a men's room with multiple stalls, it's good to remember that others in the bathroom may be able to hear you; moaning should be avoided. There is also an unmistakable sound that accompanies the uninhibited rubbing of a well-lubricated penis; making an effort to keep this squishing sound to a minimum is advised. (Smaller, slower strokes may be necessary.)

Taking care of one's excited penis at lunch can make the work day fly by. In addition to using proper caution, men should also use a first-rate penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) to assist them. For example, a penis that has become somewhat de-sensitized is going to be difficult to masturbate in the time allotted; using a cream with acetyl L-carnitine might help restore lost sensation to the member, also allowing the man to experience greater pleasure due to increased sensitivity. A cream that also includes moisturizing agents like Shea butter and vitamin E may make for skin that is smoother and less prone to rawness from manual manipulation.