Do Vampires Have Better Sex? Planning for a Sexy Halloween

Halloween is still a little ways away, but it’s never too early to start planning for this festive holiday. Think of all the things associated with Halloween – candy, tricks, costumes, doorbells, better sex. Yes, it’s true – Halloween can be a great time to try new things and perhaps attain even better sex than has been had previously. Guys who practice proper penis care are in a great position to engage a partner in a little scary fun to get the blood pumping.

Better sex tips for Halloween

With that in mind, what are some tips and plans one can investigate for making Halloween as sexy as it is scary (at least after the little ones have finished calling)?

- Make use of candles. Taking place at night as it does, Halloween is one of those holidays in which candles play a big role, from lighting up jack-o-lanterns to adding scary ambiance to the front yard or living room. But candles can also be used to give an erotic atmosphere to a room. A few well-placed candles in the bedroom or living room, even in the kitchen, can turn the romantic heat up. Plus, a naked couple can enjoy trying out positions to see what kind of shadows they cast on the wall.

- Let her bob for those apples. Kids love filling a tub with water, throwing in some apples and trying to pick them up using only their mouths. A man and his partner can try a much drier variation. Using body paint, the guy can color his balls an apple red hue, then sit back naked and let his partner bob to her heart’s content.

- Throw the bones. Fortune telling is a big treat on Halloween, and one way to forecast the future is to throw bones on the ground and interpret them based on the patterns they form. For Halloween, a guy can blindfold a partner and scatter a few bones on the floor – but can also place his own boner amidst the bones for her to discover.

- Play with a broomstick. Witches are heavily identified with Halloween, so a man should encourage his female partner to let her inner witch out. This can be made easier for her by making sure she has a broomstick to ride – and if no broomsticks are readily available, an erect penis is a fine substitute.

- Go trick or treating. After the kids are in bed, adults can engage in their own trick or treating. But in this case, the treats are not candies and cookies but instead are delectable body parts that offer even more oral pleasure – to both the giver and the receiver.

- Get decked out. Lastly, Halloween is all about costumes, so take advantage of the season to engage in some fantasy role playing. Now is the time to be the speeding driver willing to do anything to keep the police office from writing a ticket, or the vampire who must be persuaded to suck something other than blood, or a werewolf who has met his match with a lion tamer? Or forget the role playing and just see what if there’s better sex to be had from diving into bed wearing caveman and –woman outfits or dressed like royalty.

Guys who experiment with better sex possibilities at Halloween (or anytime) are more likely to succeed if they maintain good penis health – which is easier if they daily apply a top notch penis health oil (health professionals recommend Man 1 Man Oil, which is clinically proven mild and safe for skin). Guys want their penis to look beautiful, so select an oil that contains a combination of moisturizing agents, like shea butter and vitamin E, to combat dry, flaky penis skin. The oil should also contain L-arginine, an amino acid that helps keep penile blood vessels open for increased flow.

Halloween Games for a Happy Penis

Yes, that time of year is coming when little goblins, scary ghosties and woeful witches will descend upon a man’s home in search of treats - and ready to play dreadful tricks if they go away empty-handed. Halloween is a wonderful time to be a kid, but that doesn’t mean children get to have all the fun at the end of October. No, adults should be open to adding a little Halloween fun into their sex lives (just as long as the kiddies aren’t around)! Using Halloween to make a happy penis even happier should be on every guy’s agenda. By exercising just a little caution, it doesn’t even have to threaten his penis health - because that’s one scare that no dude likes, even at Halloween!

So what are some seasonal games and activities that a couple of consenting adults can get into?

Scary movie, happy penis

Celebrate the ghoulish season by watching a horrifying movie with a partner, but add a few twists to the viewing. For example, scary movies are full of people saying or doing ridiculous things. So every time a male character says or does something stupid - like going into a creepy house alone - the male viewer takes off a piece of clothing; ditto for the female viewer when a woman in the film, say, opens the door when she really shouldn’t. The first partner who gets totally naked then gets orally pleasured by the other partner. (The variations on this are endless, so adapt as seems appropriate.)

Mutual body painting

Wearing costumes for Halloween is fun. Painting a costume on a lover is ecstasy. Purchase a supply of body paints, strip down and let those artistic impulses go wild. For more fun, take turns, with one partner painting the other for a few minutes and then the other returning the favor. Be sure to pay extra attention to getting the genitals, buttocks and breasts just right - even if it takes all night. (One word of caution: although body paints should be labelled as safe for use, it’s best to avoid getting any inside the vagina - so washing that masterpiece off a guy’s penis before penetration is strongly advised.)

Scary role playing

Role playing can be fun at any time of the year, but taking advantage of the outre costume choices available at Halloween can make it even more delightful. This is a perfect time to unleash that howling inner wolfman fantasy, or to let her indulge in evil witchy behavior. And space aliens with realistic tentacles can add something very interesting to sex play.

Dress up the toys

Couples who already employ sex toys in their activities may want to make them more Halloween-appropriate as well. It could be as simple as painting that cock ring orange, adding drops of fake blood to harness straps or letting the dildo or anal plug wear a vampire cape when not in use.

Bring out the treats

Food is a big part of Halloween, so incorporate some into sex play. Dripping a little chocolate sauce on a pair of breasts and lovingly licking it off or offering a generous helping of whipped cream on a generous penis to an eager partner can be fun for all concerned.

The above Halloween suggestions can definitely make for a happy penis - but so can taking steps to keep that penis equally as healthy. For that, it’s best to daily apply a first rate penis health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil, which is clinically proven mild and safe for skin). For best results, locate a crème that includes both vitamin A and a potent antioxidant. Also known as retinol, vitamin A has anti-bacterial properties which are invaluable in fighting the kind of persistent penis odor that ruins many a relationship. And alpha lipoic acid, a very powerful antioxidant, is great for fighting free radicals which can otherwise lead to unwanted oxidative stress. And that’s scarier than anything Halloween has to offer.

Sex Tips for Sexy Halloween Fun

We all know that Halloween is when the little ghosts and ghoulies come out to play, but it’s also a perfect time for adults to do their own kind of playing as well. A quick survey of sex tips will let a man know that, in general, many couples find "dressing up" for sex to be fun - and Halloween provides a legitimate reason for putting on a costume. With proper attention to penis care, some simple sex tips with a Halloween theme can make the season exciting for couples interested in "pumpkin spicing" things up a little.

Halloween is all about decorations, costumes and candied treats - so why not find ways to incorporate all of these into a fun sex life?

Decorations
By October 31, most homes have some sort of outdoor decoration to create a spooky mood. But some adults may want to carry their decorating over to indoors - especially the bedroom. The question is: What kind of decorations?

Those who are in a traditional mood may simply want to go with "more of the same" but with a little difference. Put scented candles in those jack-o-lanterns headed for the bedroom, for example. Arrange a couple of skeleton decorations in a decidedly carnal pose.

Some people, however, may be planning to dress up in costumes that are not Halloween related. If, for example, role playing Santa Claus and a mischievous elf is on the agenda, partners may want to go with a North Pole theme for the bedroom.

Whatever the choice, the key is to let the imagination roam free.

Costumes
Halloween offers traditional options which can easily be used for sensual fun. For example, vampires are by nature sexy creatures, and the phrase "I want to suck your blood’ can be freely adapted to encompass sucking other things as well. The costume can be elaborate, but sometimes simpler - think a black velvet cape and absolutely nothing else - is more effective.

Werewolves also are excellent costumes for the man who wants to indulge his inner beast. Depending on how hairy a guy is, the need for costuming may be minimal. And witches are perfect for casting a spell on any man.

Some costumes may be a bit more focused on one area of the body. Using make-up or body paint to color the balls orange and the penis green gives a guy a seasonable pumpkin between his legs.

Shading the penis black makes it a handy broomstick for a witch to hop on and ride.

Those who are planning on using the opportunity to role play scenarios can have a field day choosing costumes. The policewoman (with handcuffs) and the burglar? The repairman and the bored housewife? The demanding boss and her subservient secretary? The superhero and the mad scientist? There’s no end to the scenarios that a couple can create to satisfy their own particular needs and fantasies on Halloween.

Treats
What would Halloween be without sticky sweets? As a treat, lovers can cover various body parts in whipped cream and/or chocolate sauce, then invite their partner to partake. Using an erect penis to slice up a little pumpkin pie can be pleasurable. Alternatively, decorating cupcakes to resemble breasts or molding chocolate into a penis shape is another way to celebrate Halloween erotically.

Halloween or not, the most valuable of sex tips is to have fun. Guys can help insure fun by regularly using a first class penis health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil, which is clinically proven mild and safe for skin) so that the penis is in good shape. Go for a crème with L-arginine, an amino acid that is useful in helping penile blood vessels to dilate, thereby allowing for a greater flow of blood to the manhood. It’s also beneficial if the crème contains acetyl L carnitine, especially if the penis has been through some rough times. Acetyl L carnitine is neuroprotective and helps restore feeling when rough sex causes peripheral nerve damage that dampens sensation.